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"If you don't,... Your meal 🪱 worms are FREE!... That's right, Catch your own damn dinner in the pond near here!!!"

Pretzels in the photo are not actual DINER products,... Used for demonstration purposes. 😉
Pretzels in the photo are not actual DINER products,... Used for demonstration purposes. 😉

Our mouth watering fresh baked soft pretzels are shore to be a crowd pleaser!

Original home of the JTB... Juicy Thick Burger!
Original home of the JTB... Juicy Thick Burger!
"Burgers and Fries, Ohh My!...and Thanks for stopping bye!!!"
"Burgers and Fries, Ohh My!...and Thanks for stopping bye!!!"
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